FOR those of you who read the Bible, for sure you will know that there are several cases, very serious cases, of people who paid the consequences for harvesting at someone’s farm, watu wanaokula matunda ya shamba la jirani bila kibali.
These cases indicate to us that harvesting where you have not planted is a very serious offense, yaani ni kujitafutia majanga tu, nawaambia ukweli.
There is a case of a fellow called Joseph, jamaa poa sana, but his boss was misled to believe that Joseph had become too big for his pants, that is why he entertained the thought that he could eat from the same plate with him, nadhani wote tunajua kilichomkuta mshkaji.
What I am trying to put across here is a very simple fact, that dipping your hand in someone’s honey pot is the same as pleading to God to take you home, yaani unajitafutia majanga matupu.
From the days of Joseph, who was framed for something he did not do, to the days of chips mayai, men have developed a serious case of having excruciating urge for OPP, Other People’s Property, yaani wakiona kiburudisho cha wenzao wanakosa usingizi.
Maybe you have started to believe that Papa Shango is beating around the bush, wengine wanajiambia mbona asiseme tu anachotaka kukisema? Okay, iko hivi, kuna watu wana tabia za ajabu sana, niwe muwazi, we have come across them, people who believe it is a great idea to sleep with other people’s wives ama girlfriends.
Na kadri siku zinavyoendelea, this appetite is increasing at very dangerous levels, nawaambia ukweli kabisa, today I want to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
I came across a saying, which l believe is unofficial, yaani sio maneno ya wahenga, which states that if you want to die early, mess with someone’s wife......najua wengi mshakutana nao, msiniangalie kama hamnioni....ukitaka kufa mapema, tongoza mke wa mtu.
Yaani hivi, with all these women scattered in every direction, wewe umeona mke wa mtu ndio anakufaa, a woman who has vowed to be faithful to her husband till death, kweli kabisa!!?? Kusema ukweli ujasiri mwingine sijui mnautoa wapi, lakini I am here to tell you in very simple terms, huo ni ushamba na ujinga, take my word.
Wengine unakuta kabisa it is his friend’s wife, bado unamtongoza, mpaka unabaki unajiuliza, with friends like that, you really don’t need enemies, kabisa kabisa! Wanawake wamezagaa kila kona, but you are busy selling your crap to your friend’s fiancée, bila hata aibu, and you call him your friend, wewe unadhani urafiki ni jina tu?
Even if the woman is not your friend’s wife ama mchumba, it is still wrong to have an affair with them, ni makosa makubwa sana, and it is a pathetic behavior, tabia chafu sana, just stop it! Halafu ni mijinga hii hii ikitongozewa wake zao wanapiga kelele kama mbuzi anaekaribia kufa, forgetting that what goes around always comes around, yale yale ya mkuki kwa nguruwe.
If you must really have a sexual relationship, mbona usitafute wa kwako? You are the people who discourage the going generation from tying the knot, because they know hyenas like you are many, roaming the streets. Halafu hata bila aibu they go around boasting to their friends, utasikia wengine wanajisifu, “Jana bwana nimemgonga mke wa mtu aisee!”
Mna laana nyie, I am telling you the truth, because sooner or later your actions will catch up with you, wewe si unajiona mjanja sana? Mtasema eti oooh, mwanamke mwenyewe alitaka......kwani ulivyokua unamtongoza ulitarajia nini? Ama hata kama anataka, ushajua ni mke wa mtu, why don’t you do what Joseph did and run for your life?
We have heard cases of things that happened to people like you after the husbands find out about your illicit affair, wengine wamelawitiwa kama adhabu, na bado mpo tu. Wanawake nao sio kwamba siwaoni,ya kwenu iko jikoni, so all l can tell you is that it is too early to celebrate, nitawapa zenu tu soon, just wait.
Kama unaona mke wa mtu ndio anafaa, fanya upumbavu huo at your own risk, because whatever will happen after you are caught will be out of your control, lakini ujue yatakutokea puani, take my word.