SHKAMOONI wakubwa, wadogo zangu hamjambo?
I know the greetings have found you wherever you are, and I also know there are those who have answered, and then there are those who have decided to ignore, haina tabu, I did not come here to make friends anyway.
You see, they say that Tanzanians are a very lovable lot, people who get along well with anyone, a nation that is said to be full of love (ha ha ha!) full of understanding and care, sitaki kuongeza, ila maoni yangu ni tofauti.
If you have noticed, these same people are the ones who like to complain about everything; from the weather to the kind of food they eat, Tanzanians can complain, na hii kazi wanaiweza kweli kweli, sio utani.
When Mjomba Mkapa was the president, these fellows could be heard in corridors and street corners complaining about the kind of lives they are living, and of course they blamed mjomba for their calamities, kama kawaida yao.
Entered JK, or baba Ridhiwani, and the noise intensified, wailing and gnashing of teeth as Tanzanians blamed the ever smiling husband of mama Salma, calling him names and claiming that he is taking the country to the dogs, kelele kibao, and most of them said it was better when mjomba occupied the top seat, wabongo hao hao!
The good thing with baba Ridhiwani is that he told the mourning Tanzanians that if they believed that he was too soft, then they should not hold their breaths for long, because there was a bulldozer coming to take over from him, and he introduced baba Jesca, or JPM to all and sundry, and the Tanzanians danced, vifijo na nderemo from all corners.
I believe I don’t have to tell you the amount of noise the Tanzanians are making right now, because it can be heard in near empty bars and rarely occupied guest houses, tunakukumbuka baba JK, that is what they are now saying, wabongo hawa hawa!
You see, with all this noise being made by the wabongo, I came to the conclusion that these are people who will always look for a scapegoat to throw the blame at in case they fail in life, and the easiest target in this scenario is none other than……….you guessed right, the government, period. Kuna kamsemo ka wabongo kananikera sana, and it is unfortunate but it has become a very famous statement with the unsatisfied Tanzanians, especially the lazy ones, kupewa elimu.
Juzi the government offered Tanzanians an opportunity to visit national parks, for free, for about three or four days, and the feedback from the parks is that the call was almost ignored, nobody bothered to take the offer, walikaa kimya.
A few days later several Tanzanians were interviewed in one radio station and they were asked about the poor response, and the usual kupewa elimu issue surfaced, kama kawaida, one of the fellows went ahead and blamed the government, for what, he did not have an idea himself. “I believe that Tanzanians would have jumped at the opportunity kama wangeelimishwa….,” said one of the not so bright fellows, hivi jamani, kuelimishwa kivipi kwa mfano?
Visiting the national parks, to say the least, is for one’s own benefit, hivi mtu unataka kuelimishwa ili iweje? Do you honestly need the government to come to your doorstep to tell you that you should make a plan to visit the park? Kwa kweli mnashangaza sana, na inatia huruma.
You find a fellow after eating enough ugali and dagaa he makes it his life target to fill his neighbourhood with his offspring, and when things become tough for him, he is quick to jump on the government bandwagon…
“Naomba serikali iangalie mateso ninayopitia…” kwani ulitumwa!? Watu na ndevu zao na vitambi vyao, they go ahead and dump their waste on the gutters and trenches meant for drainage, and when the rains come and the drainage system is blocked, guess what, tunaiomba serikali ituangalie, wengine eti ooh, wananchi wanahitaji kuelimishwa kuhusu madhara ya kutupa taka hovyo, hivi mna akili kweli?
When you go ahead and make someone’s daughter pregnant and she produces triplets for you, the first thing is to tell the government to bail you out, na wengine they might even say people need to be educated on the dangers of unplanned children, hivi mbona hamuombi kuelimishwa wakati wa kutongoza?
It has to reach a point when Tanzanians stop looking for silly excuses for their pathetic ignorance, they always say that ignorance is not a defence, but to Tanzanians, that is the easiest way to escape your responsibilities, kuelimishwa na nani, acheni ubabaishaji!